Richard Irvine

So playing Resident Evil 4 within ear-shot of the 2 week old yesterday won’t have warped him for life, right?

Between supermarket run and the chocolate chip cookies in the oven, I AM the perfect boyfriend. Balances out the farting anyway.

prep for this afternoon’s football comeback? two weeks of no running and stuffing me face. look out.

@samfarrow Didn’t The Smiths have an album called ‘The World Won’t Listen’? You’d have saved a lot of aggro if you’d heard that before now

Totally forgot I didn’t bring my car in today. Now waiting fruitlessly at park n ride. There’s one for the public transport naysayers

@johubris – sounds like you need a twittervention. GET UUUUUUUUUP!

I is Firefoxed up @ work.

This leather jacket makes me feel like a fuckin’ cop. A cop that carries a brolly, anyway.

You know, sometimes you read an article so paper-cut irritating you have to carry it to your computer and type it out. Today, it’s the Sunday Star-Times’ ‘Bedside Table’ spot, that interviews well-known New Zealanders on their reading. Today it’s The Edge FM’s Vaughan Smith. The most overrated book you’ve read? The Babysitter Club series.…