the onion
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		Abandon all hope• 1 min read Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s 
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		Links• 1 min read As children we all loved Garfield, only to grow up and realise his “cynical” take on the world appeals mainly to people who live alone with only a freezer full of ice cream for company. So, you’ll love Garfield minus Garfield. Do you think this would work with Wal and The Dog? Portishead are back,… 
