From Merlin Mann’s 5ives:
1. gently enquires as to where you like to put the turkey baster
2. repeatedly offers to demonstrate “how Blighty squeezes the lemonade”
3. stands in your front yard, pants-less and swinging a garden hose in lazy figure-eights
4. makes rapid “milking a cow” gesture while screaming something incoherent about Robert Johnson
5. drops his semi-erect penis onto your dessert plate
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