I’d been waiting for April Fools for a while in my place of work – here’s my AFD effort, a bit OTT, but I enjoyed it.
We release our first Great White to a cabinet
“You’ve heard of Ultra Fast Broadband – well this is UFP – Ultra Fast Predators! Ha Ha! Hahahahahaha!” said a spokesman, who didn’t give their name.
The new cabinets feature a layer of salt water with capacity for everything from Great Whites to Makos. Chorus technicians will feed the new cabinet residents a diet of fish while making routine repairs. There is capacity for access seekers to house their own sharks if they wish.
Here’s a sample of the first shark’s Twitter feed:
@bitey – crumbs. Sorry about that lol
about a minute ago
@bitey – It’s OK, found something to eat
about five minutes ago
@bitey – really hungry.
about two hours ago
@bitey – Hungry
about three hours ago
This Great White, nicknamed ‘bitey’ by its trainers, is enjoying the urban environment. His hobbies include flesh eating and swimming.