Right, so here’s the only fashion-related post I’ll probably ever do. And it’s a fairly simple question.
How come, right, that men are supposed to be all Metrosexual and Beckham ourselves for hours before going to WORK let alone leaving the house on a Saturday night? Intricate haircut, IRONED shirts, moisturiser, hair product, washboard abs, face scrub, under eye balm, JPG Men, etc, etc, etc. Jesus Feckin Christ.
And yet, the hottest fashion items for women right now are tracksuits and ugg boots.
*Best Seinfeld Voice* What’s up with THAT?