My mate Aidan came home for Xmas this year, and told me about a film he’d seen on the plane, Napoleon Dynamite. Aidan has crap taste in movies, so I ignored it, but I eventually got it out and watched it. You should too, I laughed like I hadn’t since I saw Wayne’s World for the first time.
“Why are you drinking 1% milk? Is it because you’re worried you’re fat?”
Hah hah. Hah hah hah hah. Sweet.